And on the 2,190,000,000,000th day he created the cell signal…
I was in a meeting today and my cell phone started ringing. While that may seem trivial to you, this changes my life considerably. At each of my last two jobs I have not been able to get a cell signal in the building. Everyone has my cell number and that’s how most people get a hold of me. So for the past 3 years I never get the call until I am 2 blocks away from work on my way home.
The person calling was my mechanic to tell me about my truck. I was expecting him to call, but I normally wouldn’t have received this call and he would leave a message. I would have spent the rest of the day walking outside in the parking lot for a couple of minutes hoping to catch a faint signal to get the message, then go back inside to call him back. Suddenly, the $650.00 invoice he has waiting for me this afternoon doesn’t seem so bad.
WHAT THE F*@%??? My signal just went out completely while I was writing this!!!
My life is miserable again!!! Why God? Why? You give me something then you take it away! Why must you hate?
UPDATE: It's working again.
The person calling was my mechanic to tell me about my truck. I was expecting him to call, but I normally wouldn’t have received this call and he would leave a message. I would have spent the rest of the day walking outside in the parking lot for a couple of minutes hoping to catch a faint signal to get the message, then go back inside to call him back. Suddenly, the $650.00 invoice he has waiting for me this afternoon doesn’t seem so bad.
WHAT THE F*@%??? My signal just went out completely while I was writing this!!!
My life is miserable again!!! Why God? Why? You give me something then you take it away! Why must you hate?
UPDATE: It's working again.
posted by Page at
11:40 AM
2 Comments:
2,190,000,000,000 days are about 6,000,000,000 years. Then how long has humanity existed?
I gotta go to sleep. Sorry about your crappy cellphone.
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David, At
11:55 AM
According to Pagieism (the worship of all things "Page"), the earth (and therefore "days) existed even before man. Homo erectus (pause for laughter) lived around 400,000 years ago. Popular beleif says the earth is approximately 4.7 billion years old. Pagieism says it is 6 billion years old and that's what counts.
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Page, At
12:58 PM
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